Me: So, your parents are coming over for dinner tonight?
Wife: Yep, they’ll be here at 5:30.
Me: So, they’ll bring food with them?
Wife: Nope, I’ll order.
Me: Order what?
A Few Days Ago
[Walking by an elaborate restaurant that we’d gone by many times before, with me always asking what they served.]
Me:What do they serve there?
Wife [somewhat annoyed]: A famous Beijing dish
Me: Sea Cucumber?
Me: Beijing Kao Ya?
Me: Bu Shi Peking Kao Ya Ma?
Me: Then, who calls it Peking Roast Duck?
Wife: You foreigners.